Bill Vaughan

Found 13 thoughts of Bill Vaughan

If there is anything the nonconformist hates worse than a conformist it's another nonconformist who doesn't conform to the prevailing standard of nonconformity.

Bill Vaughan

The groundhog is like most other prophets; it delivers its prediction and then disappears.

Bill Vaughan

Suburbia is where the developer bulldozes out the trees, then names the streets after them.

Bill Vaughan

An optimist stays up to see the New Year in. A pessimist waits to make sure the old one leaves.

Bill Vaughan

We learn something every day, and lots of times it's that what we learned the day before was wrong.

Bill Vaughan

A citizen of America will cross the ocean to fight for democracy, but won't cross the street to vote in a national election.

Bill Vaughan

Economists report that a college education adds many thousands of dollars to a man's lifetime income - which he then spends sending his son to college.

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Muscles come and go; flab lasts.

Bill Vaughan

By the time you're eighty years old you've learned everything. You only have to remember it.

Bill Vaughan

Now that women are jockeys, baseball umpires, atomic scientists, and business executives, maybe someday they can master parallel parking.

Bill Vaughan

Man is the animal that intends to shoot himself out into interplanetary space, after having given up on the problem of an efficient way to get himself five miles to work and back each day.

Bill Vaughan

The tax collector must love poor people, he's creating so many of them.

Bill Vaughan

The wonderful world of home appliances now makes it possible to cook indoors with charcoal and outdoors with gas.

Bill Vaughan