Bill Vaughan
If there is anything the nonconformist hates worse than a conformist it's another nonconformist who doesn't conform to the prevailing standard of nonconformity.
Bill VaughanThe groundhog is like most other prophets; it delivers its prediction and then disappears.
Bill VaughanSuburbia is where the developer bulldozes out the trees, then names the streets after them.
Bill VaughanAn optimist stays up to see the New Year in. A pessimist waits to make sure the old one leaves.
Bill VaughanWe learn something every day, and lots of times it's that what we learned the day before was wrong.
Bill VaughanA citizen of America will cross the ocean to fight for democracy, but won't cross the street to vote in a national election.
Bill VaughanEconomists report that a college education adds many thousands of dollars to a man's lifetime income - which he then spends sending his son to college.
Bill VaughanMuscles come and go; flab lasts.
Bill VaughanBy the time you're eighty years old you've learned everything. You only have to remember it.
Bill VaughanNow that women are jockeys, baseball umpires, atomic scientists, and business executives, maybe someday they can master parallel parking.
Bill VaughanMan is the animal that intends to shoot himself out into interplanetary space, after having given up on the problem of an efficient way to get himself five miles to work and back each day.
Bill VaughanThe tax collector must love poor people, he's creating so many of them.
Bill VaughanThe wonderful world of home appliances now makes it possible to cook indoors with charcoal and outdoors with gas.
Bill Vaughan