Baby quotes

I learned to walk as a baby and I haven't had a lesson since.

Marilyn Monroe

Babies don't need fathers, but mothers do. Someone who is taking care of a baby needs to be taken care of.

Amy Heckerling

This country has come to feel the same when Congress is in session as when the baby gets hold of a hammer.

Will Rogers

Flowers are words even a baby can understand.

Quentin Crisp

Ain’t no mountain that I can’t climb, baby

Michael Jackson

I don't need a baby growing inside me for nine months. For one thing, there's morning sickness. If I'm going to feel nauseous and achy when I wake up, I want to achieve that state the old fashioned way: getting good and drunk the night before.

Ellen DeGeneres

Baby: an alimentary canal with a loud voice at one end and no responsibility at the other.

Elizabeth Adamson

Your dear baby has died innocent and blameless, and has been called away by an all wise and merciful Creator, most probably from a life to misery and misfortune, and most certainly to one of happiness and bliss.

George Mason

HEARSE, n. Death's baby-carriage.

Ambrose Bierce

My audience is the baby-boomers, the bulk of the population. This is also a group that is being ignored by most record companies because they're not the Top 40 hit singles market. They forget these people still listen to music.

Helen Reddy

Art is like baby shoes. When you coat them with gold, they can no longer be worn.

John Updike

When the first baby laughed for the first time, the laugh broke into a thousand pieces and they all went skipping about, and that was the beginning of fairies. And now when every new baby is born its first laugh becomes a fairy. So there ought to be one

James Matthew Barrie

I'd definitely say that when I'm alone with a girl, I'm doing the baby voices, all that stuff, rubbing noses, the whole thing.

Leonardo DiCaprio