Funny love quotes

The love of truth lies at the root of much humor.

Love is an attachment to another self. Humor is a form of self-detachment -- a way of looking at one's existence, one's misfortune, or one's discomfort. If you really love, if you really know how to laugh, the result is the same: you forget yourself.

Claude Roy

Love is my Sword, Goodness my Armor, And Humor my Shield.

Unknown

I love poking fun at myself. I have a rather mean sense of humor.

Alton Brown

I almost think it is the ultimate destiny of science to exterminate the human race.

Thomas Love Peacock

To fear love is to fear life, and those who fear life are already three parts dead.

Bertrand Russell

What else is love but understanding and rejoicing in the fact that another person lives, acts, and experiences otherwise than we do…?

Friedrich Nietzsche

Learning to love yourself is the greatest love of all.

Michael Masser and Linda Creed

Humor is the great thing, the saving thing. The minute it crops up, all our irritations and resentments slip away and a sunny spirit takes their place.

Mark Twain

That is the saving grace of humor, if you fail no one is laughing at you.

A. Whitney Brown

The enthusiasm of a woman's love is even beyond the biographer's.

Jane Austen

The first duty of love is to listen.

Paul Tillich

When love is in excess it brings a man no honor nor worthiness.

Euripides

Age does not protect you from love. But love, to some extent, protects you from age.

Jeanne Moreau

Is love supposed to last throughout all time, or is it like trains changing at random stops. If I loved her, how could I leave her? If I felt that way then, how come I don't feel anything now?

Jeff Melvoin

We don't always get to choose what we love.

Scott Westerfeld

Just because you love someone doesn't mean you have to be involved with them. Love is not a bandage to cover wounds.

Hugh Elliott

To love is to receive a glimpse of heaven.

Karen Sunde

Let me not to the marriage of true minds Admit impediments: love is not love Which alters when it alteration finds.

William Shakespeare

Humor is our way of defending ourselves from life's absurdities by thinking absurdly about them.

Lewis Mumford

We can only learn to love by loving.

Iris Murdoch

There is always some madness in love. But there is also always some reason in madness.

Friedrich Nietzsche

Love is everything it's cracked up to be…It really is worth fighting for, being brave for, risking everything for.

Erica Jong

For one human being to love another; that is perhaps the most difficult of all our tasks, the ultimate, the last test and proof, the work for which all other work is but preparation.

Rainer Maria Rilke

The important thing was to love rather than to be loved.

W. Somerset Maugham