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That is the saving grace of humor, if you fail no one is laughing at you.

A. Whitney Brown

The Baptists believe in The Right to Life before you're born. They also believe in Life After Death, but that is a privilege and you have to earn it by spending the interim in guilt-ridden misery. At an early age I decided that living a life of pious misery in the hope of going to heaven when it's over is a lot like keeping your eyes shut all through a movie in the hope of getting your money back at the end.

A. Whitney Brown

The Baptists' basic theology is that if you hold someone under water long enough, he'll come around to your way of thinking. It's a ritual known as 'Bobbing for Baptists.'

A. Whitney Brown

There are a billion people in China. It's not easy to be an individual in a crowd of more than a billion people. Think of it. More than a BILLION people. That means even if you're a one-in-a-million type of guy, there are still a thousand guys exactly like you."

A. Whitney Brown

You can't be truly rude until you understand good manners.

Rita Mae Brown

It is better to be prepared for an opportunity and not have one than to have an opportunity and not be prepared.

Whitney Young Jr.

You must take action now that will move you towards your goals. Develop a sense of urgency in your life.

H. Jackson Brown, Jr.

The statistics on sanity are that one out of every four Americans is suffering from some form of mental illness. Think of your three best friends. If they're okay, then it's you.

Rita Mae Brown

I've developed a new philosophy... I only dread one day at a time.

Charlie Brown

One must fight for a life of action, not reaction.

Rita Mae Brown

Every once in a while, take the scenic route.

H. Jackson Brown Jr.

Old wives don't dieif they're getting alimony

David Brown

One of the keys to happiness is a bad memory.

Rita Mae Brown

For you to be successful, sacrifices must be made. It's better that they are made by others but failing that, you'll have to make them yourself.

Rita Mae Brown

Socialism failed because it couldn't tell the economic truth; capitalism may fail because it couldn't tell the ecological truth.

Lester Brown

Humor comes from self-confidence. There's an aggressive element to wit.

Rita Mae Brown

It's not that I don't enjoy it, but it's kind of like a trip to Disneyland. You get so excited about a ride on the Matterhorn, and then when it's over, you realize you wasted all that time in line for a minute and a half upside down and the chance to throw up.

Murphy Brown

If I traveled to the end of the rainbow As Dame Fortune did intend, Murphy would be there to tell me The pot's at the other end.

Bert Whitney

Internet is so big, so powerful and pointless that for some people it is a complete substitute for life.

Andrew Brown

The harder you fight to hold on to specific assumptions, the more likely there's gold in letting go of them.

John Seely Brown

Right now I'm a freshman in my fourth year at U.C.L.A., but my goal is to become a veternarian, 'cause I love children.

Julie Brown

Novelty is not necessarily a virtue.

Rita Mae Brown

Nature is just enough; but men and women must comprehend and accept her suggestions.

Antoinette Brown Blackwell

Would it upset men if they found out we weren't different? Are we? Aren't we? Damned if I know.

Rita Mae Brown

Shoot for the moon. Even if you miss, you'll land among the stars

Les Brown
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