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The surprising thing about young fools is how many survive to become old fools.

Doug Larson

If people concentrated on the really important things in life, there'd be a shortage of fishing poles.

Doug Larson

Some of the world's greatest feats were accomplished by people not smart enough to know they were impossible.

Doug Larson

A lot of people mistake a short memory for a clear conscience.

Doug Larson

Utility is when you have one telephone, luxury is when you have two, opulence is when you have three - and paradise is when you have none.

Doug Larson

The only nice thing about being imperfect is the joy it brings to others.

Doug Larson

Instead of giving a politician the keys to the city, it might be better to change the locks.

Doug Larson

Some of the world's greatest feats were accomplished by people not smart enought to know they were impossible.

Doug Larson

If all the cars in the United States were placed end to end, it would probably be Labor Day Weekend.

Doug Larson

Few things are more satisfying than seeing your own children have teenagers of their own.

Doug Larson

Accomplishing the impossible means only the boss will add it to your regular duties.

Doug Larson

A true friend is one who overlooks your failures and tolerates your success.

Doug Larson

Accomplishing the impossible means only that the boss will add it to your regular duties.

Doug Larson

If people concentrated on the really important things in life, there'd be a shortage of fishing pole.

Doug Larson

The aging process has you firmly in its grasp if you never get the urge to throw a snowball.

Doug Larson

What some people mistake for the high cost of living is really the cost of high living.

Doug Larson

Spring is when you feel like whistling even with a shoe full of slush.

Doug Larson

The cat could very well be man's best friend but would never stoop to admitting it.

Doug Larson

There are few things more satisfying than seeing your children have teenagers of their own.

Doug Larson

The reason people blame things on previous generations is that there's only one other choice.

Doug Larson

Home computers are being called upon to perform many new functions, including the consumption of homework formerly eaten by the dog.

Doug Larson

If the English language made any sense, a catastrophe would be an apostrophe with fur.

Doug Larson

For disappearing acts, it's hard to beat what happens to the eight hours supposedly left after eight of sleep and eight of work.

Doug Larson

Real elation is when you feel you could touch a star without standing on tiptoe.

Doug Larson

To err is human; to admit it, superhuman.

Doug Larson
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