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Fran Lebowitz

Frances Ann Lebowitz (born 1951-10-27) is an American journalist.
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Remember that as a teenager you are at the last stage of your life when you will be happy to hear that the phone is for you.

Fran Lebowitz

In real life, I assure you, there is no such thing as algebra.

Fran Lebowitz

Nothing succeeds like address.

Fran Lebowitz

If your sexual fantasies were truly of interest to others, they would no longer be fantasies.

Fran Lebowitz

No animal should ever jump up on the dining-room furniture unless absolutely certain that he can hold his own in the conversation.

Fran Lebowitz

My favorite animal is steak.

Fran Lebowitz

Humility is no substitute for a good personality.

Fran Lebowitz

Your life story would not make a good book. Don't even try.

Fran Lebowitz

Special-interest publications should realize that if they are attracting enough advertising and readers to make a profit, the interest is not so special.

Fran Lebowitz

If you can stay in love for more than two years, you're on something.

Fran Lebowitz

All God's children are not beautiful. Most of God's children are, in fact, barely presentable.

Fran Lebowitz

If you are of the opinion that the contemplation of suicide is sufficient evidence of a poetic nature, do not forget that actions speak louder than words.

Fran Lebowitz

If you are a dog and your owner suggests that you wear a sweater, suggest that he wear a tail.

Fran Lebowitz

Great people talk about ideas, average people talk about things, and small people talk about wine.

Fran Lebowitz

Food is an important part of a balanced diet.

Fran Lebowitz

The most common error made in matters of appearance is the belief that one should disdain the superficial and let the true beauty of one's soul shine through. If there are places on your body where this is a possibility, you are not attractive - you are l

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The opposite of talking isn't listening. The opposite of talking is waiting.

Fran Lebowitz

Success didn't spoil me, I've always been insufferable.

Fran Lebowitz

Ask your child what he wants for dinner only if he's buying.

Fran Lebowitz

Life is something to do when you can't get to sleep.

Fran Lebowitz

I never took hallucinogenic drugs because I never wanted my consciousness expanded one unnecessary iota.

Fran Lebowitz

The telephone is a good way to talk to people without having to offer them a drink.

Fran Lebowitz

I must take issue with the term 'a mere child,' for it has been my invariable experience that the company of a mere child is infinitely preferable to that of a mere adult.

Fran Lebowitz

Stand firm in your refusal to remain conscious during algebra. In real life, I assure you, there is no such thing as algebra.

Fran Lebowitz

Life is something that happens when you can't get to sleep.

Fran Lebowitz
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