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Mae West

Mary Jane West (August 17, 1893 November 22, 1980) was an American actress and playwright, most commonly known as "Mae" West.
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How do you do, Miss West? Mae West: How do you do what?

Mae West

Oh, Miss West, I've heard so much about you. Mae West: Yeah, honey, but you can't prove a thing.

Mae West

I only like two kinds of men: domestic and foreign.

Mae West

You may admire a girl's curves on the first introduction, but the second meeting shows up new angles.

Mae West

The best way to behave is to misbehave.

Mae West

Don't keep a man guessing too long--he's sure to find the answer somewhere else.

Mae West

I always say, keep a diary, and some day it'll keep you.

Mae West

The score never interested me, only the game.

Mae West

So many men, so little time.

Mae West

It is better to be looked over than overlooked.

Mae West

Loves conquers all things except poverty and toothache.

Mae West

It's hard to be funny when you have to be clean.

Mae West

I believe in censorship. I made a fortune out of it.

Mae West

Whenever I'm caught between two evils, I take the one I've never tried.

Mae West

Between two evils, I always pick the one I never tried before.

Mae West

Saving love doesn't bring any interest.

Mae West

You only live once, but if you do it right, once is enough.

Mae West

When women go wrong, men go right after them.

Mae West

Virtue has its own reward, but no box office.

Mae West

Women with pasts interest men... they hope history will repeat itself.

Mae West

You're never too old to become younger.

Mae West

I feel like a million tonight --- but one at a time.

Mae West

Marriage is a great institution, but I'm not ready for an institution yet.

Mae West

When I'm good I'm great, when I'm bad I'm excellent.

Mae West

To err is human, but is feels divine.

Mae West
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