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That's the thing with suicide pacts. Sometimes they only really work if they catch you by surprise.

Randy K. Milholland

The only way to be truly misogynistic is to be a woman.

Randy K. Milholland

Success only hurts the first time.

Randy K. Milholland

Forgiveness is one of the many horrible side effects of loving someone.

Randy K. Milholland

In the end, you'll know which people really love you. They're the ones who see you for who you are and, no matter what, always find a way to be at your side.

Randy K. Milholland

Sometimes people do things that hurt and it's not because they mean to. They just do. It doesn't necessarily have anything to do with you, but you end up hurt because of it.

Randy K. Milholland

It's a lot like nature. You only have as many animals as the ecosystem can support and you only have as many friends as you can tolerate the bitching of.

Randy K. Milholland

It's not a matter of whether or not someone's watching over you. It's just a question of their intentions.

Randy K. Milholland

The shortest verse in the Bible is 'Jesus wept.' The only thing wrong with it is the past tense.

Randy K. Milholland

The key to gainful employment is creating a work environment and filing system too complex to train a new person on. Competency gets you work. Confusion keeps you employed.

Randy Milholland

The key is to commit crimes so confusing that police feel too stupid to even write a crime report about them.

Randy K. Milholland

Slow and steady wins the race, then wastes no time grinding salt-caked glass in your open wounds.

Randy K. Milholland

Sometimes the measure of friendship isn't your ability to not harm but your capacity to forgive the things done to you and ask forgiveness for your own mistakes.

Randy K. Milholland

There are people I know who won't hurt me. I call them corpses.

Randy K. Milholland

I barely trust established sources of information. I have a hard time finding [Wikipedia], an encyclopedia that anyone can alter, to be a safe way to learn about anything except how many idiots think their opinions are a suitable substitute for facts.

Randy K. Milholland

I guess that's how death works. It doesn't matter if we're ready or not. It just happens.

Randy K. Milholland

Typos are very important to all written form. It gives the reader something to look for so they aren't distracted by the total lack of content in your writing.

Randy K. Milholland

The only time anyone's admitted they were a Christian before was when they were busy telling me why they're better than me.

Randy K. Milholland

In the end, we decide if we're remembered for what happened to us or for what we did with it.

Randy K. Milholland

Never confuse the faith with the supposedly faithful.

Randy K. Milholland

The only thing that lasts longer than a friend's love is the stupidity that keeps us from knowing any better.

Randy K. Milholland

'What's My Line' 1971 was a magical experience as I was still in my teens, and it was my first appearance. You know how they say you never forget 'your first'!

Randy West

That was the day I began cutting classes and returning to TV tapings; it ultimately led to a friendship with Johnny O, and an increasing fascination and respect for what he did.

Randy West

Therefore, it is appropriate that when we pledge our allegiance to Old Glory, we recognize that America is, indeed, one nation under God.

Randy Neugebauer

Of course watching a particularly exciting game or a wonderful contestant is always a joy.

Randy West