That's the thing with suicide pacts. Sometimes they only really work if they catch you by surprise.
Randy K. MilhollandThe only way to be truly misogynistic is to be a woman.
Randy K. MilhollandSuccess only hurts the first time.
Randy K. MilhollandForgiveness is one of the many horrible side effects of loving someone.
Randy K. MilhollandIn the end, you'll know which people really love you. They're the ones who see you for who you are and, no matter what, always find a way to be at your side.
Randy K. MilhollandSometimes people do things that hurt and it's not because they mean to. They just do. It doesn't necessarily have anything to do with you, but you end up hurt because of it.
Randy K. MilhollandIt's a lot like nature. You only have as many animals as the ecosystem can support and you only have as many friends as you can tolerate the bitching of.
Randy K. MilhollandIt's not a matter of whether or not someone's watching over you. It's just a question of their intentions.
Randy K. MilhollandThe shortest verse in the Bible is 'Jesus wept.' The only thing wrong with it is the past tense.
Randy K. MilhollandThe key to gainful employment is creating a work environment and filing system too complex to train a new person on. Competency gets you work. Confusion keeps you employed.
Randy MilhollandThe key is to commit crimes so confusing that police feel too stupid to even write a crime report about them.
Randy K. MilhollandSlow and steady wins the race, then wastes no time grinding salt-caked glass in your open wounds.
Randy K. MilhollandSometimes the measure of friendship isn't your ability to not harm but your capacity to forgive the things done to you and ask forgiveness for your own mistakes.
Randy K. MilhollandThere are people I know who won't hurt me. I call them corpses.
Randy K. MilhollandI barely trust established sources of information. I have a hard time finding [Wikipedia], an encyclopedia that anyone can alter, to be a safe way to learn about anything except how many idiots think their opinions are a suitable substitute for facts.
Randy K. MilhollandI guess that's how death works. It doesn't matter if we're ready or not. It just happens.
Randy K. MilhollandTypos are very important to all written form. It gives the reader something to look for so they aren't distracted by the total lack of content in your writing.
Randy K. MilhollandThe only time anyone's admitted they were a Christian before was when they were busy telling me why they're better than me.
Randy K. MilhollandIn the end, we decide if we're remembered for what happened to us or for what we did with it.
Randy K. MilhollandNever confuse the faith with the supposedly faithful.
Randy K. MilhollandThe only thing that lasts longer than a friend's love is the stupidity that keeps us from knowing any better.
Randy K. Milholland'What's My Line' 1971 was a magical experience as I was still in my teens, and it was my first appearance. You know how they say you never forget 'your first'!
Randy WestThat was the day I began cutting classes and returning to TV tapings; it ultimately led to a friendship with Johnny O, and an increasing fascination and respect for what he did.
Randy WestTherefore, it is appropriate that when we pledge our allegiance to Old Glory, we recognize that America is, indeed, one nation under God.
Randy NeugebauerOf course watching a particularly exciting game or a wonderful contestant is always a joy.
Randy West