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Robert Orben

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Nostalgia is like a grammar lesson. You find the present tense and the past perfect.

Robert Orben

Happiness is a very small desk and a very big wastebasket.

Robert Orben

Quit worrying about your health. It'll go away.

Robert Orben

Every day I get up and look through the Forbes list of the richest people in America. If I'm not there, I go to work.

Robert Orben

Illegal aliens have always been a problem in the United States. Ask any Indian.

Robert Orben

To err is human--and to blame it on a computer is even more so.

Robert Orben

Most people would like to be delivered from temptation but would like it to keep in touch.

Robert Orben

Never raise your hand to your children; it leaves your midsection unprotected.

Robert Orben

More than ever before, Americans are suffering from back problems, back taxes, back rent, back auto payments.

Robert Orben

What bothers me about TV is that it tends to take our minds off our minds.

Robert Orben

Love is so confusing - you tell a girl she looks great and what's the first thing you do? Turn out the lights!

Robert Orben

Sometimes I get the feeling the whole world is against me, but deep down I know that's not true. Some smaller countries are neutral.

Robert Orben

More than ever before, Americans are suffering from back problems: back taxes, back rent, back auto payments.

Robert Orben

Things are getting so confused out there, they ought to call it the Muddle East.

Robert Orben

There's so much pollution in the air now that if it weren't for our lungs there'd be no place to put it all.

Robert Orben

I take my children everywhere, but they always find their way back home.

Robert Orben

Don't smoke too much, drink too much, eat too much or work too much. We're all on the road to the grave - but there's no need to be in the passing lane.

Robert Orben

To err is human-and to blame it on a computer is even more so.

Robert Orben

I got a Valentine's Day card from my girl. It said, 'Take my heart! Take my arms! Take my lips!' Which is just like her. Keeping the best part for herself.

Robert Orben

The Playboy calendar this year has some tip-top models. Any more top and they'd tip.

Robert Orben

Washington is a place where politicians don't know which way is up and taxes don't know which way is down.

Robert Orben

Older people shouldn't eat health food, they need all the preservatives they can get.

Robert Orben

If you can laugh together, you can work together.

Robert Orben

Inflation is bringing us true democracy. For the first time in history, luxuries and necessities are selling at the same price.

Robert Orben

With my luck, if I ever invested in General Motors, they'd bust it to Corporal!

Robert Orben
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